i am officially obsessed with berlusconi

cause he’s hella hilarious! and apparently completely batshit crazy and filled with magical delusions (illusion delusions! a trick is what a whore does for money—or coke) where he is solely the world’s most f-ed over individual. via lucy via steph via the brits, here are some of the best quotes of our best unenlightened despot:

At the launch of the 2006 campaign:

“I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.”

of COURSE there’s more:

On Italian secretaries (comments made at the New York stock exchange):

“Italy is now a great country to invest in… today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries… superb girls.”

On Mussolini:

“Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.”


~ by nadstina on October 14, 2009.

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