silvio berlusconi has a bone to pick with you

and he wants you to know the following:

“I am without doubt the person who’s been the most persecuted in the entire history of the world and the history of man.”

you can imagine my reaction upon reading this delightfully delirious piece of news on lucy’s away message.

oh boy. there’s more.

Berlusconi ‘most persecuted man’

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has described himself as the most persecuted person “in the entire history of the world”.

Mr Berlusconi also said he was “the best prime minister we can find today”.

wait, wait, one more!

In an impassioned statement, he then mistakenly told reporters he had spent millions of euros on “judges”, before correcting himself to say “lawyers”.

there you have it. so quit your bitching. none of you have it as bad as berlusconi.

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~ by nadstina on October 13, 2009.

One Response to “silvio berlusconi has a bone to pick with you”

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